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Sunday, December 9, 2018

Programmer Hell

Three panes. In the first, a person is welcomed to Programmer Hell with some inscrutable code. In the second, the programmer is notified that all languages are dynamically-typed, which he laments. In the last pane, he asks how dynamic-typing programmers are tortured and is told they are sent to Heaven.

Posted by Max Guernsey, III at 6:00 AM
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